Hateful Gamers

  Ok so right now I am going back to finish Dynasty Warriors: Gundam after having played it quite a bit in the past. As a little background, I shamelessly love the Dynasty Warriors series and every spinoff and even my wife will play with me for endless hours of button mashing.

  See, the problem is almost a year ago I managed to delete all my saved games, and this was one of the games I managed to erase all my progress in. Now the main issue with this is the fact that the achievements were once again created by some sadistic, kitten-killing, mother-bashing prick who wants me to kill 100,000 baddies and complete 100 boards.

  For those of you who aren’t Dynasty warrior fans, my Avg kill count for a mission is about 600 and it can take anywhere from 10 to 30 mins to finish a full level. I also need to beat the bonus mode with every character. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

  Achievements should not be based around making you play the game for endless hours, as I’ve said before. Games are, unlike sex, not fun the more you do the same thing over and over again. In fact the more you do the same thing in a game the more it begins to hurt. Someday I will find a way to make all the people who come up with these ideas pay……

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